Kathin pariksha

jeevan ki sabse kathin pariksha,nangitalwar par khuli gaand se
phisalna aurphir lund se break lagana.

Armstrng..

BOY Tum to meri chand hoGRL aur tum ho mere neel arstong BOY wo kyu
grl chand par chadne wala pehla aadmi

Kya bat ...

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi
ye wo khel hai jisme sab kamiyab nahi
jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kch log h
Or
jinki maa chud gayi unka hisab nah

Sense

2nangiladkio ne bank loot liya bahar aakar 1 boli chal ab kapde
pehenle koi pehchan nhi payega kyuki kisi b BHOSDI WALE ne shakal to
dekhi nha hogi

Wah wah...

Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar....
Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar....
Wahwaa!! wahaa!!...Wahwaa!!...
Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar...
Mera lund ayse bhage jaise KARIZMA ZMR

Item

Santa ka b Pappu apne Papa ki Marriage ki Movie dr t aur bola :-
Pappu :- Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Shadi Me Ye Item Girls Nachwani Hain.
Santa : - Haramkhor ye ItemGirls Nahi...
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Teri Bua Aur Mosiyan Hain....

Baba ki kripa

Lady to Baba Ji - Maharaj Mere Santan Nahi Ho Rahi!!
Baba Ji - Panty Koun Se Colour Ki Pehnti Ho?
Lady - Red Colour Ki.
Baba Ji - Panty GREEN Colour ki Pehna Karo, Signal"ON" Rahega Tabhi Santan Hogi.

Shampoo....

Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...
Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???
Agar HEAD k Baal Dhone Hai To "HEAD N SHOULDER".
Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai To" PANTENE" Le Lo...
Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....