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I Met A Guy With Surname Chudwani. Yesterday I Called His Phone&HisWifePicked Up. I Disconnected Because I Didn’t Have Courage To Ask: “Bhabhi Ji Chudwani Hai“

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A Man was Lying on the Beach for Sun Bathing, Wearing Nothing but a Cap over his Penis. An Ugly Woman Passed by and Remarked… “If U were any sort of a Gentleman, U would Lift Ur Hat to a Lady.” He Replied, “If U were any sort of A Lady, the Hat would have lifted by itself”.

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Ye zindgi bhi kya hai,Ek armaan bhosdi ka
Choot k chakkar me hai,Har insan bhosdi ka
Ek ek londiya pe teen teen chadh rahe hain
Inka kat na jaye,Chalan bhosdi ka,
Aur
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vo humare liye pyar ka paigaam laye h honto pr nasseela jaam laye h kya batayen duniya ko ki vo is berojgaar k liye chudai ka kaam laye h

us kachi kali ko chodne main gand se dhuva nikal gya us kachi kali ko chodne main gand se dhuva nikal gya hum b raat bhar chodte rhe subah deakha to chut main kuvan nikal gaya

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Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai, fati chut ko bekar kehte hain, Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota, kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai.. ????

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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand ne kaha , Abe Bhosdi ke, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi, Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi, Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer, Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi, Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi……..

.wah wah .

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Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi
Ladki Boli:
"Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
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Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
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