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Saturday, 28 February 2015
Thursday, 26 February 2015
A Married Man Was Visiting His Girlfriend When She Requested That He Shave His Beard.
“Oh James, I Like Your Beard, But I Would Really Love To See Your Handsome Face.”
James Replied: “My Wife Loves This Beard. I Couldn’t Possibly Do It. She Would Kill Me!!”
The Girlfriend Asked Again, In A Sexy Little Voice: “Oh Please James, Do It For Me”
He Replied: “Really, I Can’t, My Wife Loves This Beard!!”
The Girlfriend Asked Once More, He Sighed And Finally Gave In.
That Night James Crawled Into Bed Next To His Wife While She Was Sleeping.
The Wife Was Awakened, Turned Toward Him, Felt His Face And Said: “Oh Michael, You Shouldn’t Be Here. My Husband Will Be Home Soon!“
Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke Baad Apne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dulha: “Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”
Dulhan: “To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“
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