3 Galz having lunch. 1st said"i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw&punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Kabira baitha ped par apna l**d latkaay, Jis ko jitna chaahiye kaat kaat le jaay..............

"Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye, Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... (you know why?) Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... foot foot kar....subuk subuk.... You know why? Gaand mar sab chal diyo, PAISA diyo na koye....