Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne, Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne. De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka, Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...

Murkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par...Murkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par.....Rozek nayi mumtaz aati.....us karodo ke byaaj par.......!

Arz kiya hai.....College se nikalte hi kitaabain seene se laga leti ho,Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi DABA leti ho!!!!!

Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai........Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!

Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai........Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!

2 bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe hote hai. Tab hi ek sheraa jata hai.. Billoo asks : "Chotu, tujhe darr lag raha hai kya..?" Chotu: "Nahi to. Me sher se nahi darta.." Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai.." Chotu: "Me sach me nahi darrraha.." Billo: "to saaley, phir apnee gand dho, meri kyun dho raha hai..?

Birbal vs tansen

Suno bhaiyon ye baat hai Akbar k zamane ki…..
Usne 9 chutiye lu#doore paalrakhe the..
Popularly known as his 9 ratans…!!!
Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta
tha…
EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki "Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada Ga#du hai???? main shart marta hoon ki
main Jodha bai k boobs choos sakta hoon"
Birbal ki hans hans k Ga#d me dard ho gaya… Kehta hai ki "Agar toone
aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha me mai nangaa aaunga"…
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayishart…
Tansen gaya bazaar, saperek paas. kehta hai ki "Bhai, mujhe ek saanp
chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka hona chahiye".
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek
aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehtahai " BETA SAPPU uske tang pe
kaat". to sappu putle k taang pe ja k das leta hai…
Aise hi training karte karte sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang,
haath gala ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai..
Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta, Sappu waha das leta…..Training kar k
sappu ab taiyar ho gaya Big Day k liye…
.
Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me
sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu k saath bageeche me ja pahuncha…
aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya…
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal k
zameen pechhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar k bola…..
"BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani k Boobs ko….. Sappu phat
se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh k, maansal Jangho se gujer k ch~t ko
par kar k seedha ja pahunchta hai Boobs k beech vali khai me vaha se
plan k mutabik seedha left turn le k chadh jata hai Top pe aur ek
second mein saali ko das letahai nipple pe…..
Jodha chikhne lage" Are Mere ra#dibaaj Akbar kuch ker na " Akbar to
paagal ho gaya…" Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saap ne das liya
koi Bachoooo"
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag k gaya aur bola "Jahan panah ek
Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri
Ga#d to nahi katwa denge na??
Akbar bola Madar ch@d jo bhikarna ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le… phirkya tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko
pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar
chosnelaga….
aur poore k poore choos dale…( Aur idher -udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uskiGa#d se maano Rocket guzargaya….
man hi man sochne laga Bhench@d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar
me nang dhadang jana padega….. Ga#d lag gayi… Usne khoob socha, baal
khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k bhi) lekin no idea… Ga#d jab khujayee to
idea Lu#d ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya…
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur
kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah
aaj randwe hote…. aurakele apne aap hilaa rahe hote….
Tansen on other hand cud not wait for Birbal to make anappearance…
khushi k maarepagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare
darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki Ga#d sharm se paani paani ho
jayegi….YESSS….
wo birbal k Ga#d pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se
hagegi…. tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi… sabne dekha ki Birbalnanga
hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai… Bas phir
hona kya tha Akbar ki Ga#d gussese LAAL ho gayi… bola "Birbalye kya
gustakhi hai???" teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki??
Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya
…mere Lu#d pe.."
Akbar bola "Tansen ja choosBirbal ka Lu#d

Gan-faad bole toh gana joh kaan faad de ha ha...

Teer mara teer mara paharo ke beech mai, teer mara teer mara paharo ke beech mai, kudrat ne kya cheej banai do jhango ke beech mai....

,Tu shayar nahi shayar ka bhatija hai, tu shayar nahi shayar ka bhatija hai, ab ja ke yaad aya tu toh fate hu condom ka natija hai..

Ae shayar teri shayari gayi bhatak, Ae shayar teri shayari gayi bhatak, Ghus gayi muli patte gaye latak.....ha ha..

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi, Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye, Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab HathFera Toh Boli Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola Pathan: “ Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai? ” Biwi Kalpate Hue: “ Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho To Nazar Aay Na “

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo HattKe Ho Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola. Akbar: “ Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega ” Birbal: “ Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai ” Akbar: “ Bol? ” Birbal: “ Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga “

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate HueBazar Se Condom Le AyaGharAaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha. Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai? Husband: 10 Rupe Ka Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab MainSaatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe ----------------------------------------

Baarish Ka Paani aur Kagaz Ki Kashti....................... Daaru ki botal aur achhhi Ghashti.......................... Ye Jawaani aur Sex ,do Pal Ki Masti.................. Condom Lagana Dost, yeh Lulee nahi sasti..........!!!!

Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada hai Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada hai Haddiyan gal gayi hai, par land fir bhi khada hai..........

hum gujre unki gali se ajab ittefaq tha hum gujre unki gali se ajab ittefaq tha unhone pheka humpe phool lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

" Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye, Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... (you know why?) Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... foot foot kar....subuk subuk.... You know why? Gaand mar sab chal diyo, PAISA diyo na koye....

Chodan Chodan sab kare, Chod saka na koi... Without viagra...huh.... Rahiman jab chodan gaye to Land khada na hoye...

Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?... ahahahah lol

Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ... Kismat badle na badle.... GAAND to dhul jayegi.

sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se..... naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhi ho..... waah waah.... naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhai ho.... patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho...

Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey... . . . Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey... . . . Par sanam ki berukhi toh dekho... . . . Nangey hi chaley aaye..

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai... Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai... Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane me dost, Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!

Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, . . . Daba le Bhosdike Natak Mat kar...

chodan chodan kare sabhi chod sake na koye jab chodne ki bari ayi land khara na hoye

Sirf 1 m0habbat Hi Nhi h0ti Dunia Me Dard Ki Wjah . . . galib . . . pant ki Zip mein fasi Lulli bhi bhenchod Jaan NikaL Deti H...;)

Seductive shaayari: . . Mangta hun to deti nahi ho, Jawaab meri baat ka..!! :P . Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai, Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. :O . Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi, Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.. . Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo, Balon mein phool gulab ka ? . Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha, Intezaar uske jawab ka.. . Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya, Guldasta Gulab ka.. . Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo, Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.. ;) . Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai.. Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka..!! ;)

Ghalib ki Shayari..... Palat kar dekh janeman, jigarme dum hum bhi rakte hai. Bra me do bomb tum rakhti hoto, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai!!

likhne wale ne kya likha h waha waha :D :P Gul batti kamre ki ho jaye...toh...toh...toh pyaar do pyaar lo Arey bechain dil tharki ho jaye toh pyaar do pyaar lo... ab kaise bataye..batti gul..din me 10 bar hoti h...aur dil..tharki..50 bar :P har bar pyar lege aur dege to kamjooorrr ho jayeege:P:P

Jaise phooli hui roti kabhi kachchi nahi hoti, Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi nahi hoti.. Aur Jaise Magarmach ke aansoo Kabhi sachche nahin hote Waise muh mein LUND dene se bacche nahi hote

Arz kiya hai randi ne: sanam dheere se thoko Mandi ka jamana hai Is 4 inch ke ched (hole) se Jindagi bhar kamana hai.

Unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazar aya, unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazar aaya, uski ma bahar aa k boli- gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya.

Zarurat Nahi Chand ya sitaron ki, na zarurat hai faltu BHENCHOD yaaro ki, bus ek DOST chahiye aap sa, jo Waqt pade to MAA CHOD dehazaro ki...

Jhantu shayar

SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!

KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDIYA NIZAM KI.

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
This calmed people a bit.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TONA MARO

GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE,
MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...

YE HAI EK GARIB SHAYAR KA JHOPDA
JO MAHAL MEIN JAYE USKI MA KA BHOSDA.

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKHZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTEHAI
HUSN TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
DIL HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI

CHALTI HO HILA HILA KE KYA MAAR DALOGI
HUM KO NAHIN DOGI TO KYA ACHAR DALOGI

DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EKSHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNETANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI

TEER KYON CHALATI HO, DHARHAI TALWAR MEIN
CHOOCHI KYON HILATI HO, JABMAAL HAI SALWAR MEIN

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKHZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTEHAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI

BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI

KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI

DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR,
SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA

AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI...

EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA,
HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI E
HSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA,
HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI

WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE AUR CHALE GAYE MOOT KE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE AUR CHALE GAYE MOOT KE
SHUKAR HAI ISI BAHANE DARSHAN TO DE GAYE CHOOT KE

Larki k inkar pr masom c ek Ghazal. Yun hum ko satany ki zarurat kya thi Gaand meri jalany ki zarurat kya thi Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thi Maloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jaye?n gy Neend mein aa kr chudwany ki zarurat kya thi Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur mein pabandi Ek aashiq ki Gand phatwany ki zarurat kya thi Maan loon agr ye yaktarfa mohabbat thi Par mjhy dekh kr ma ki lorri muskuranay ki zarorat kiya thi

Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal... . Kal chodne ki raat thi, Sab ne kia apna khada, . Kuchh ne kaha... mera bada, Kuchh ne kaha... uska bada . Hum b wahin maujood the Hum chup rahe, Bas hans diye, Jab hum ne kiya apna khada ( ' ) / / / / / / / / / / ( ) ) Sab ne kaha: Oye BEHENCHOD ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA

Har painty ki khushbu ka ek raaj hota hai. Ladki ki bra ko utarne ka ek andaaz hota hai. Jab tak thokar na lage kisi land ki. Har ladki ko apni chut par naaz hota hai

Galib ne apni bibi ko chodate huye arz kiya. Begam jab bhi hum chodate hai tum paad deti ho. yah kya tum hamare chodne ki daad deti ho kya.

Fir Na Silegi Ye GAND Agar Fat Jayegi Zindagi Jhaat Nahi Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi Jo MAAL Pasand Hai use himmat kar ke Thok Lo Varna Zindagi Yuhi HILANE MeGujar Jayegi..

Teacher-table pr kisine tea girayi hai Is sentence Ko shalimar gaowki language me batao? Student-kis bahen k land ne table pe apni maa chudwai h.

Na chodo kisi ko itna ke uski choot tumhari kamjoriban jaye Usey Chodo kuch iss tarah ke tuhmara Lund uske liye zaruru ban jaye......

A girl comes to late in shool: Boys says: Chand taron ko neend aa rahi hain,teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain?? Girls says: Maa ki chut ka mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra chal kar le nasta???

Usne baja diya mera Music bina Dhol k. . Dil tod diya usne I HATE U bol k. . 1 Roz ja rhi thi wo Mujhe Byebol k. . to maine b LAUDA DIKHA diya chain khol k..