Birbal vs tansen

Suno bhaiyon ye baat hai Akbar k zamane ki…..
Usne 9 chutiye lu#doore paalrakhe the..
Popularly known as his 9 ratans…!!!
Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta
tha…
EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki "Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada Ga#du hai???? main shart marta hoon ki
main Jodha bai k boobs choos sakta hoon"
Birbal ki hans hans k Ga#d me dard ho gaya… Kehta hai ki "Agar toone
aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha me mai nangaa aaunga"…
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayishart…
Tansen gaya bazaar, saperek paas. kehta hai ki "Bhai, mujhe ek saanp
chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka hona chahiye".
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek
aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehtahai " BETA SAPPU uske tang pe
kaat". to sappu putle k taang pe ja k das leta hai…
Aise hi training karte karte sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang,
haath gala ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai..
Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta, Sappu waha das leta…..Training kar k
sappu ab taiyar ho gaya Big Day k liye…
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Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me
sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu k saath bageeche me ja pahuncha…
aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya…
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal k
zameen pechhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar k bola…..
"BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani k Boobs ko….. Sappu phat
se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh k, maansal Jangho se gujer k ch~t ko
par kar k seedha ja pahunchta hai Boobs k beech vali khai me vaha se
plan k mutabik seedha left turn le k chadh jata hai Top pe aur ek
second mein saali ko das letahai nipple pe…..
Jodha chikhne lage" Are Mere ra#dibaaj Akbar kuch ker na " Akbar to
paagal ho gaya…" Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saap ne das liya
koi Bachoooo"
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag k gaya aur bola "Jahan panah ek
Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri
Ga#d to nahi katwa denge na??
Akbar bola Madar ch@d jo bhikarna ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le… phirkya tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko
pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar
chosnelaga….
aur poore k poore choos dale…( Aur idher -udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uskiGa#d se maano Rocket guzargaya….
man hi man sochne laga Bhench@d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar
me nang dhadang jana padega….. Ga#d lag gayi… Usne khoob socha, baal
khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k bhi) lekin no idea… Ga#d jab khujayee to
idea Lu#d ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya…
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur
kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah
aaj randwe hote…. aurakele apne aap hilaa rahe hote….
Tansen on other hand cud not wait for Birbal to make anappearance…
khushi k maarepagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare
darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki Ga#d sharm se paani paani ho
jayegi….YESSS….
wo birbal k Ga#d pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se
hagegi…. tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi… sabne dekha ki Birbalnanga
hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai… Bas phir
hona kya tha Akbar ki Ga#d gussese LAAL ho gayi… bola "Birbalye kya
gustakhi hai???" teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki??
Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya
…mere Lu#d pe.."
Akbar bola "Tansen ja choosBirbal ka Lu#d