Paramist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, 'Hello,
could yougive me condom. I'm going tomy girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!'
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because mygirlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there
too..'
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says, 'Go on, giveme one more condom because my
girlfriend's mumis still pretty cute and whenshe sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me tomake a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, 'Dear Lord,
bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'. A minute later
the boy is still praying;
'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keepinghis head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even
more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn'tknow you were
so religious.' The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!