3 Galz having lunch. 1st said"i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw&punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

Pappu: “Mom, Aap Blouse Mein Paise Kyun Rakhti Ho?” Mom: “Taaki Tere Papa Ko Pata Na Chale” Pappu: “Mom Aap Bhi Na, Bechare Papa Roz Kaamwali Ke Blouse Mein Dhoondte Rahte Hai“

Kabira baitha ped par apna l**d latkaay, Jis ko jitna chaahiye kaat kaat le jaay..............

"Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye, Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... (you know why?) Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... foot foot kar....subuk subuk.... You know why? Gaand mar sab chal diyo, PAISA diyo na koye....

Ek BaarPatiOr Uski Patni Decide Karte Hain Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad Gullak Mein Paise Dalenge. After A Month. Pati Patni Gullak Kholte Hai. Pati: “Maine 10/- Ke Note Dale Thhe, Yeh 500/-, 100/-, 50/- Ke Kahaan Se Aaye?” Patni: “Har Koi Tumhari Tarah Kanjoos Thodi Hi Hota Hai“

I Met A Guy With Surname Chudwani. Yesterday I Called His Phone&HisWifePicked Up. I Disconnected Because I Didn’t Have Courage To Ask: “Bhabhi Ji Chudwani Hai“

Na Himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai, Na himmat aapme hai, na aapki haddi me hai Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke aapki cha*di me hai

Sabne kaha pyar dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji paoge, Humne kaha, Tumhari Maa ka Bho_da, Ab tum hume jeena sikhaoge !!!

A Man was Lying on the Beach for Sun Bathing, Wearing Nothing but a Cap over his Penis. An Ugly Woman Passed by and Remarked… “If U were any sort of a Gentleman, U would Lift Ur Hat to a Lady.” He Replied, “If U were any sort of A Lady, the Hat would have lifted by itself”.

jhantu shayar free mp3 download (its the download link just copy and save to get the mp3)

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aarmaan

Ye zindgi bhi kya hai,Ek armaan bhosdi ka
Choot k chakkar me hai,Har insan bhosdi ka
Ek ek londiya pe teen teen chadh rahe hain
Inka kat na jaye,Chalan bhosdi ka,
Aur
Choot hai rubber ki aur lowde plastic k,Kya kya bana raha hai japan bhosdi ka.

chodu singh vidaai k vakt apni biwi ko chekhar arz krta h role abhi phir to mere bina reh na payegi role abhi phir to tu mere bina reh na payegi muje yakeen h ek mahine tak to tu mera lund b seh na payegi

vo humare liye pyar ka paigaam laye h honto pr nasseela jaam laye h kya batayen duniya ko ki vo is berojgaar k liye chudai ka kaam laye h

us kachi kali ko chodne main gand se dhuva nikal gya us kachi kali ko chodne main gand se dhuva nikal gya hum b raat bhar chodte rhe subah deakha to chut main kuvan nikal gaya

Most creative gaali of the year... "Abe, lund pe ghungroo bandhke teri aisi gaand marunga, ki Padosi confuse ho jayege ke'bhajan'ho raha hai ya'Mujra'..."

Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada.. Wah!!!! Wah!!!! Badi hasrat thi kholne ki unki salwar ka nada.. Wah!!!! Per age to kaho miya? Per sanam ki bekhudi to dekho nange hi chale agai? Wah!!!! Wah!!!!

Lund ki awaj ko damdar kehte hai, fati chut ko bekar kehte hain, Sirf chodne ka nam mohabat nahi hota, kisi ki yado me mutthiya marne ko bhi pyar kehte Hai.. ????

Mirza Galib Ne Har Baat Par Sher Kaha, Shaadi Hui To Sher Kaha, Ghunghat Uthaya To Sher Kaha, Kapde Utare To Sher Kaha, Phir Jab Tangein Uthaain To Fir Ek Sher Farmaya “Le Aayi Phir Kahaan Par Kismat Hamain Kahan Se, Ye To Wohi Jagah Hai Nikley they Hum Jahan Se”

Yaad Kay Ghangaroo Itnay Fasaloon Per Rahtay Howay Bhi, Wo Kabhi Mujh Say, Dorr Nahi Howa, Kah, Uske Yaad Kay Ghangaroo, Har Ghari , Har Pal, Meray Aas Pass , Bajtay Rahtay Hain, …

savita bhabi pdf

https://ia601804.us.archive.org/16/items/Savita_At_18/Savita%20%40%2018%20-%20EP%2005%20-%20Savita%20For%20President.pdf

savita bhabi

https://archive.org/details/Savita_At_18?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C2511496801

aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag. wah...wah... aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag. wah...wah... Mai gand marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi.. Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi.. Sabne teri gaad maari... Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand ne kaha , Abe Bhosdi ke, itne upar se kuch dikhta hai kya

Ek To Chaandni Raat Thhi, Uper Se Woh Mere Saath Thhi, Main Usske Upar Chada Hua Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Dabi Hui Thhi, Haathoon Mein They Hamare Haath , Aur Paeron Main Thhe Paer, Main Zor Lagaye Ja Rha Tha, Woh Awaaz Nikale Ja Rahi Thhi, Yaaro Galat Na Samjho Woh Meri Cycle Thhi……..

.wah wah .

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur
Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi
Ladki Boli:
"Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye"
Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
"Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye

laal

humne to unse dil laga kr
jee ka janjaal kr diya
itna soche h unke bare main
sala hilla hilla k loda b laal
kr diya

laundiya 16 saal ki

Aao bachcho tumhe dikhayen ladki 16 saal ki,
Mote-mote boobs uske, chut badi kamaal ki,
Jaliyaan wala baag dekho waha khadi thi chhoriyaa,
Chodne wale chod rahe the bicha-bicha k boriyaa,
Yeh mat pucho kisne kheli waha chut se holiyaan,
Laude to sidhe khade the latak rahi thi goliyaan,
Aazadi ki us ladaai me main bhi waha dauda tha,
1 haath me tel ki bottle 1 haath me lauda tha

koshish toh karo

Hoth se hoth mila kar to dekho,
naye logon se rishta bana kar to dekho.
Boobs bra mein chupane se kya faayda,
kisi ke haathon mein inhe thama kar to dekho.
Ungli karne se kab tak hongi tumhari khushiyan puri,
Ek baar lund aazma kar to dekho
Aasma bhi niche utar aayega tumhari chut dekhne, ek baar apni skirt
utha kar to dekho.
Waada karte hain chut ko surang bana denge tumhari,
Ek baar humse marwa kar to dekho..

arz kiya hai....

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi,
Ye wo khel Hai jisme sab kamyab nahi,
Jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kuch hi log hai..
Or
Jinke lavde lag gaye unka to hisab nahi

vati

The Young Brahmin asked,"Is it true, that your daughter has all the
good qualities and pleasing looks ?"
The old brahmin answered,"Haan! More that that, she is Sundara Vati and
PadmaVati !"
"But, can she cook and keep house ?"Asked the young man.
"Oh yes, she is Dharma Vati!"answered the old man.
"Now, can she sew? asked the young man.
"Oh yes . . . . yes, she can not only sew, but she is Kala Vati
!"answered the old man.
"What about her education?"asked the young man.
"She is Vidya Vati !"answered the old man.
And theVedas?"asked the young man.
"Oh yes . . . . yes, she is Veda Vati !"answered the old man.
The young man is very happy to find the perfect bride and gets married to her.
Two days later, he comes back with his newly married bride in town. The old
Brahminis surprised. He asks,"What happened, my son?"Why do you look so upset ?
The young man says,"Well sir, you told me that your daughter is
already a Sundara Vati, Padma Vati, Dharma Vati, Kala Vati, Vidya Vati
and a Veda Vati ?"
"Yes, my son - I certainly did"replies the old man.
But Sir - you forgot to tell me that, she is also already a'Garbha Vati'

english girl

Banta's wife, Preeto, goes toEnglandto attend a two-week, company
training session. Banta drives her to the airport and wishes her to
have a good trip.
Preeto answers,'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
Banta laughs and says,'An English girl !!!
Preeto kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later Banta picks her up in the airport and asks,'So, honey,
how was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present?'
'Which present?'
'What I asked for, the English girl?!'
Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months
to see if its a girl !!!

machar

MUNNABHAI:ABE CIRCUIT, TU BHAUT SHANA BANTA HAI , JARA BATA MACHHAR SE
AIDS KYON NAHI FAILTA?
CIRCUIT:SIMPLE BHAI.. MACHHAR SUCK KARTA HAI... FU*K NAHIN KARTA

call girl

Santa Ko Ek Sunder Si Ladki Pasand Aa Gayi, Aur Usne Us Se Baatchit Shuru Ki
Ladki Asal Mein Ek Call Girl Thii Par Ye Baat Santa Ko Pata Nahi Thhi
Dono Mein Prem Pyar Kuch Din Chala Aur Ladki Bhi Santa Ke Bholepan Se
Imress Ho Ke Usko Pyar Karne Lagi
Ek Din Satna Ne Usko Bol Diya Ki Mere Se Shadi Kar Le.
Ab Bechari Ladki Pareshan Ho Gayi Ki Isko To Pahli Rat Mein Hi Pata
Lag Jayega Ki Main Badi Buri Tarha Se Chudi Hun
Ladki Ne Apni Saheli Se Ye Baat Discuss Ki, Saheli Ne Idea Diya
Saheli: "Jaisi Hi Vo Tere Andar Dale Jor Jor Se Chikhna Shuru Kar Dena
Aur Rone Lag Jana"
Ladki: "Haan Ye Baat Thik Hai, Is Se Usko Lagega Ki Main Virgin Hun"
Ye Soch Ke Ladki Ne Santa Se Shadi Kar Li
Suhagrat Wale Din Santa Ne Jaisi Hi Uske Ander Dala Ladki Chikhne Lag Gayi
Santa Ne Thoda Sa Aur Ander Dala To Ladki Zor Zor Se Rone Ka Drama
Karne Lag Gayi
Santa Ne Pucha: "Janu Kya Hua Rone Kyu Lag Gayi?"
Ladki: "Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Ji, Meri Jaan Nikle Ja Rahi Hai"
Ye Sun Ke Santa Bhi Zor Zor Se Rone Lag Gaya
Ladki Ne Hairan Hoke Santa Se Pucha
Ladki: "Arrey Aap Kyu Rone Lag Gaye?"
Santa: "Bhonsdi Ki, Mere To Tatte Tak Ander Chale Gaye Hai Isliye Ro Raha Hun"

.condom.

Santa Bade Pareshan Haal Mein Apne Familly Doctor Ke Pass Gaya
Santa: "Dr. Saab, Mene Hamesha Apni Biwi Se Condom Laga Ke Sex Kiya
Hai Fir Bhi Uske 3 Bachhe Ho Gaye"
Dr Hairan Ho Ke: "Achha?? Kamal Hai Yaar. Vese Tum Condom Lagate Kaisi Ho"
Santa: "Jitna Condom Lund Pe Chadta Hai, Utna Chada Ke Baki Ka Aage Se
Kaat Deta Hun"

Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Log Tarha Tarha Ke Sawal Leke Aate Thhe Ese Hi Ek Din Unka Ek Naya Bhakt Aya Aur Unke Charan Saparsh Karke Bola Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aap Mahan Hai, Aapne Bade Logo Ko Gyan Diya Hai, Mere Bhi Ek Question Ka Hal Dijiye Na” Baba Muskurake Bole: “Jarur Denge Bachha, Bolo Kya Hai Tumhari Duvidha?” Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Baba Ji Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bole: “Bachha, Hum Answer To De Denge Par Iske Liye Tumhe 2 Kam Karne Honge.” Bhakt: “Baba Ji Kya?” Baba Ji: “Pahle Apne Ghar Ja Aur Apni Biwi Se Puch Ki Agar Tujhe Amitabh Bhachan 50 Lakh Rs De To Kya Tu Uske Sath Sirf Ek Raat So Legi?” Bhakt Ne Socha Ye Kya Question Hai Is Se Kaisi Pata Lagega Ki Kalpana Aur Haqeeqat Mein Kya Farak Hai, Par Fir Bhi Ghar Gaya Aur Puch Ke Aya Baba Ne Pucha: “Kya Jawab Mila?” Bhakt: “Ji, Usne Khush Hoke Bola Ki Wow 50 Lakh Rs Ek Rat Ke Mil Jayenge, Vo Bhi Amitabh Bhachan Jaise Celebrity Ke Sath Sone Ka, Tum To Sari Zindagi Din Rat Naukri Karo Tab Bhi Itna Nahi Kama Sakte, Main Ek Rat Amitabh Ke Sath Sone Ko Tyar Hun” Baba Ji: “Hmm, Ja Ab Apni Beti Se Puch Ke Aa Ki, Agar Usko 50 Lakh Rs Mile Aur Ek Rat Shahrukh Khan Ke Sath Sone Ka Moka Mile To So Legi” Bhakt Pareshan Hua Ki Ye Sab Kya Chakkar Hai Fir Bhi Baba Ke Sath Bahas To Kar Nahi Sakta Thha, Ghar Pahuncha Aur Beti Se Bhi Puch Ke Aa Gaya Aur Baba Ko Bola Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Vo To Apne Bed Se Uchhal Gayi Aur Boli, Kyu Nahi Dad Shahrukh Ke Sath Sone Ka 50 Lakh Milega To, Main Ameer Aur Apne Friend Mein Famous Ho Jaungi” Bhakt Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Baba In Sab Baato Ka Mere Sawal Se Kya Lena Dena Hai” Baba Ji: “Samajh Bachha, Kalpana Mein Tere Ghar 1 Carore Rs Pada Hai, Aur Haqeeqat Mein Tu 2 Randiyo Ke Sath Rah Raha Hai“

Kathin pariksha

jeevan ki sabse kathin pariksha,nangitalwar par khuli gaand se
phisalna aurphir lund se break lagana.

Armstrng..

BOY Tum to meri chand hoGRL aur tum ho mere neel arstong BOY wo kyu
grl chand par chadne wala pehla aadmi

Kya bat ...

Pyar kismat hai koi khwab nahi
ye wo khel hai jisme sab kamiyab nahi
jinhe ishq ki panah mili wo kch log h
Or
jinki maa chud gayi unka hisab nah

Sense

2nangiladkio ne bank loot liya bahar aakar 1 boli chal ab kapde
pehenle koi pehchan nhi payega kyuki kisi b BHOSDI WALE ne shakal to
dekhi nha hogi

Wah wah...

Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar....
Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar....
Wahwaa!! wahaa!!...Wahwaa!!...
Door se hojae jo tere gand ka deedar...
Mera lund ayse bhage jaise KARIZMA ZMR

Item

Santa ka b Pappu apne Papa ki Marriage ki Movie dr t aur bola :-
Pappu :- Papa Mujhe Bhi Apni Shadi Me Ye Item Girls Nachwani Hain.
Santa : - Haramkhor ye ItemGirls Nahi...
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Teri Bua Aur Mosiyan Hain....

Baba ki kripa

Lady to Baba Ji - Maharaj Mere Santan Nahi Ho Rahi!!
Baba Ji - Panty Koun Se Colour Ki Pehnti Ho?
Lady - Red Colour Ki.
Baba Ji - Panty GREEN Colour ki Pehna Karo, Signal"ON" Rahega Tabhi Santan Hogi.

Shampoo....

Lady (to Shopkeeper) - 1 Shampoo Plz...
Shopkeeper - Koun Sa???
Agar HEAD k Baal Dhone Hai To "HEAD N SHOULDER".
Agar PANTY ke Baal Dhone Hai To" PANTENE" Le Lo...
Lady - "GARNIER" De Do - Gaand Dhoni Hai....

Santa

Ek Din Santa Subh-Subh Rote Hoye Doctor Ke Pass Pahucha.
Santa - Doctor Saab, Maine Raat Ek Gasti Ke Sath Sex Kiya Tha.
Doctor - Achcha! to Fir?
Santa - Ab Mujhe Peshab Nahi Aa Raha...
Doctor Ne Checkup kiya aurBola -
Doctor - Saale Bhosdi Ke....
....Peshab Karne Se Pehle Condom To Utar Leta..

Nangi tar aur nangi larki

Ek Din Santa Ne Banta Se Pucha :-
Santa - Ladki aur Bijli ki Taar Me Kya Farq Hota Hai?
Banta - Yaar Koi Jyada Farq Nahi Hota,
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Agar Dono Nangi Ho To Jaan Nikal Deti Hain!!!

Dhasu budhia

Ek Din Ek Budha Romantic Mood Mein Apni Biwi Se Bola
"Darling, Main Tumhare Liye Aasmaan Se Taare TodLaunga"
Budhi: "Benchod, Muh Se Mungfuli To Todi Nahi Jaati Aur Gaa.Nd Se
Akhrot Todne Ke Sapne Dekh Raha Hai"

Active passive

Teachr-active se pasive me badlo"bache jb sunsan jagho pe jatehai to
hadso ko janm dete hai"
studt-sunsan jagho pe hue hadse hi bacho ko janm dete hai

Holla

Teach to New Student - Whts ur Name ?
Studen - Sir My Name is HOLLA!
Teacher - Whts type of this?
Student - Sir i was born on Holli so my parents take my Name "HOLLA".
Teacher - Shukar hai tu "Lohdi" k din Paida Nahi hua tha!!

Small things

Some Times Small
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Things in Life Hurts a Lot.......
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If You Do Not Agree
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With Me..........
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TRY TO "SIT" ON A PIN.

Dhasu billi

Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi (Cat) Ke Design ko Ek Ladka Badi Der
Se Ghoor Raha Tha.
Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?
Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,
Par
Dudh ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha hooo...

Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast Malkin-How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? KALU-Wid the help of this special cloth Malkin-U idiot.give me my Bra back

Bechari patni

Santa Apni Biwi Ki Gand (Back Side) Maar Raha Tha.
Us Ki Biwi Chillaane Lag Gayi:"Aah, Aah Mar Gayi Main Nikalo Bada Dard
Ho Raha Hai"
Santa Gusse Se Bola Bola: "Aye Chalaak Na Ban! Mujko Pata Hai Kitna
Dard Hota Hai"

Shayari

Yu Hum Ko Satane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Gand Meri Jalane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Jo Nahi Tha Ishq To Keh DiaHota,
Apni Maa Chudane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maloom Tha Agar Ye Khwab Toot Jayega,
Neend Me Aa Kar ChudwaneKi Zarurat Kya Thi?
Maan Lu Agar Ye Ek Tarfa Mohabbat Thi,
Maa Ki Lodi Mujhe Dekh K Muskurane Ki Jarurat Kya Thi!!

Kam kisi ka naam kisi ka

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: "Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki
Patni Pregnent Ho GayiHai."
Toh Doctor BolaEk Kahani Suno
Ek Shikari Shikar Per JaaneKi Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.
Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai
Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai
80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: "Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise
Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain"
Doctor Kehta Hai: "ExcatlyAb Samjhe Kuch"

Teen dost

There were three fast friends...a Pandit, a Baniya and a Jaat. Teenon
ke sab kuchh saath saath hi hua -- schooling, college,yahan tak ki
shaadi bhi -- halanki hui alag alag ladkiyon se. Teenon honeymoon bhi
saath saath hi gaye...aur ekhi hotel main stay karenge. So, hotel
main pahunchane ke baad, teenon apne rooms main jaane se pahle mile
aur decide kiya ki subah kobreakfast table par ek doosre ko batayenge
ki kisne kitni baar kiya. Par samasya thi ki apni patniyon ke saamne
kaise is bare main baat karenge. Par teenon bahut smart the, jaldi hi
solution bhi dhoondh liya, kijo jitne baar bread par butter lagayega
to uska matlab hoga ki usneutni baar sex kiya. Aur teenon apne apne
room main chale gaye.
Subah teenon mile...breakfast table par...teenon ki wives bhi thi.To
pahle Pandit ne apni bread uthai, aur butter lagaya...ekbaar...do
baar... aur wapas plate mainrakh di. Phir Baniye ne apni bread
uthai... butter lagaya... ek baar... do baar... phir bread ko palta...
phir butter lagaya... ek ... do. Matlab, do baar donon taraf se
thoka... Ab baari thi Jaat ki. Usne apni bread uthai...butter
lagaya... ek ... do baar ... use palta ... ek baar butter lagaya ...
do baar ... Phir Pandit ki bread uthai... donon taraf butter lagaya
aur rakh di ... phir baniye kibread uthai ... aur use bhi donon taraf
butter laga diya ...
Aur dosti khatam..

Paramist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, 'Hello,
could yougive me condom. I'm going tomy girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!'
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
he returns and says, 'Give me another condom because mygirlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there
too..'
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says, 'Go on, giveme one more condom because my
girlfriend's mumis still pretty cute and whenshe sees me she always
makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting me tomake a move!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad
gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, 'Dear Lord,
bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us'. A minute later
the boy is still praying;
'Thank you Lord for your kindness.'
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keepinghis head down.
The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even
more surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, 'I didn'tknow you were
so religious.' The boy replies, 'I didn't know your dad was a
pharmacist!

..T..arr...

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
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yeh tha kapray sukhane kataar ….!

Santa rocks

Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho,
na karo to Gardan!!

Army

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-
"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"
After some hour her door bell rang.
She opened door and saw a man on wheelchair who doesnt even have hands
and forearms..
Lady- who are u?
Man- I was in army and lost my hands and one leg in battle..
Anyways i am here regarding your advertisement..
Lady- How can you fit inmy conditions?
Man- Look i dont have hands and forearms, so ican't beat you...
I am not on my legs, so i can't run away..
Lady- Ok, but what about the 3rd condition?How wil u satistfy me? Do u
have 10 inch big?
Man- What the hell with women's mind, can't you women use ur brain.
What the fuck you think,"That HOW THAT DOOR BELL RANG.."

Gandu sardar

....aur Sardar Ji Fas Gaye
Sardar aur uski wife chalti car me hi chudaai ke mud me aa gaye.. Apne
apne kapde utaareaur chalti gaadi me sex shuru kar dia..
Achanak car ka accidentho gaya.. Sardar buri tarah se crushed gaadi me
fas gya, uski wife bahar nikal gayi,
sardar bola- preeto, ja bhag kar kahi se help keliye kisi ko bula kar laa.
Prito- aise hi nangi kaise jau?
Sardar (sochne ke baad)- Ek kaam kar, meri pagdi Choot pe laga le, aur
jute gaand pe laga le.
Prito ne aisa hi kiya aur waha se chali gayi, ek mechanic shop tak
pahuchi aur ek admi ko boli…
Prito- Bhai saab plz meri help karo, Sardar ji bahut buri tarah se
fase huye hain, unhe nikalne me meri help kijiye..wo buri tarah fase
hain…
Worker prito ke aage lagi pagdi and piche jutedekh kar bola -
Worker- Madam wo to dikh hi raha hai kitni buri tarah fase hue
hain,nikaalne me help to kar dunga, par pehle ye to batao ye pura
andar ghuse kaise ???....

Non-veg joke

Gand Me Ungli????
Jab Santa Fauj Mein ThaTo Uso Sharat Laganey Ki Bahut Buri Aadat Thi
Aur Sabhi Us Se PreshanRehte The.
Ek Din Santa Major Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola -
Santa : "Sir, Yeh Meri Aakhiri Sharat Hai, Aur Woh Main Aapke Sath
Lagana Chahta Hun."
Major Khishi- Khushi Raji Ho Gaya, aur Bola-
Major : "Bolo, Kya Sharat Hai?"
Santa : "Apko Bwaseer Hai".
Major : Main Sharat Lagata Hun Ke Nahi Hai".
Santa : "Main Ungli Daal Kar Check Karuga".
Major Khushi-Khushi Maan Gaya Aur Dono Me5,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lag Gayi.
Santa Ne Major Ki"GAAND ME UNGLI" Daal Di.
Tabhi Bahar Se Jor Jor Se Rone Ki Aawaz Aane Lagi.
Major Pant Pehan Kar Bahar Gaya Aur Poocha-
Major : "Kya Hua?"
Staff : "Sir, Isne Humse 50,000/- Rs. Ki Sharat Lagai Thi Ki Major Ki
Gaand Me Ungli Daal Ke Dikhaunga!"

yoon tow humne kitne hi kaam kiye hai tamam yoon tow humne kitne hi kaam kiye hai tamam lekin aapki chere ki sundartako nikhare naya HAMAM.

Zindagi mai jawani k saal na hotay Humaray itnay ganday aamalna hotay Mai tumhari gand zarur marta mere dost Agr tumhari gand pr itne bal na hote

Teri surat mere dil main aisebas gai hay, Ghor farmaiyega.. Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hay. Jese pant ki zip may lulli phans gai hy

Phir na sile gi agr gand pht jaegi. Zindgi jhant nhi jo phir a jaegi. Jo apne ap na de Zbrdasti lelo uski. Wrna zindgi masti me nhi,Muth mrne me kat jaegi.

Khushbu jism pe lgaye bethehain Sham se diye jalai bethe hain, Hamari devangi tu dekho Apko raat mai aana hai Aur Hum dopahar se condom charhae bathe hain.

Katra Katra Samandar Bun Jayega Dekhtay Dekhtay 2014 Aa Jayega Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Mujh Se Gaand Merva Lo Aglay Saal Lun Thora Aur Bara Ho Jayega!

Muddat Se thi uski Lenay Ki Aas Deedar-e-Choot Ko Dil Main Daba Diya Kisi Ne Di Khabar Us K Chudnay Ki Raat Ko Itni Lagai Muth K Topa Suja diya!

Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne, Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne. De kar Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka, Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...

Murkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par...Murkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche taj par.....Rozek nayi mumtaz aati.....us karodo ke byaaj par.......!

Arz kiya hai.....College se nikalte hi kitaabain seene se laga leti ho,Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi DABA leti ho!!!!!

Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai........Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!

Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,Arj kiya hai........Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate...!

2 bachhe jangal me potti kar rahe hote hai. Tab hi ek sheraa jata hai.. Billoo asks : "Chotu, tujhe darr lag raha hai kya..?" Chotu: "Nahi to. Me sher se nahi darta.." Billo: "Jhoot bolata hai.." Chotu: "Me sach me nahi darrraha.." Billo: "to saaley, phir apnee gand dho, meri kyun dho raha hai..?

Birbal vs tansen

Suno bhaiyon ye baat hai Akbar k zamane ki…..
Usne 9 chutiye lu#doore paalrakhe the..
Popularly known as his 9 ratans…!!!
Birbal aur Tansen me bada Competition raha karta
tha…
EK din gusse me aake Tansen kehta hai ki "Ab faisla
ho hi jaye ki kaun zyada bada Ga#du hai???? main shart marta hoon ki
main Jodha bai k boobs choos sakta hoon"
Birbal ki hans hans k Ga#d me dard ho gaya… Kehta hai ki "Agar toone
aisa kar diya to agle din bhari sabha me mai nangaa aaunga"…
Bas fir hona kya tha lag gayishart…
Tansen gaya bazaar, saperek paas. kehta hai ki "Bhai, mujhe ek saanp
chahiye, untrained aur bina zehar ka hona chahiye".
Saanp khareed k Tansen usko ghar pe training dena shuru karta hai. ek
aadmi ka putla banake saanp ko kehtahai " BETA SAPPU uske tang pe
kaat". to sappu putle k taang pe ja k das leta hai…
Aise hi training karte karte sappu Tansen ka ishara dekh kar taang,
haath gala ityadi ko dasna seekh jaata hai..
Jahan bhi Tansen ishara karta, Sappu waha das leta…..Training kar k
sappu ab taiyar ho gaya Big Day k liye…
.
Ab baat aisi thi ki Akbar aur Jodha bai har subah apne bageeche me
sair k liye nikalte the.
agle din subah Tansen bhi apne sappu k saath bageeche me ja pahuncha…
aur jhadiyon me chhip gaya…
Jahaan panah aur begum ko aata dekh tansen ne sappu ko phat se nikal k
zameen pechhod diya aur
ishara Jodha bai k Boobs ki taraf kar k bola…..
"BETA SAPPU dikha apna kamaal ja das le rani k Boobs ko….. Sappu phat
se gaya, begum ki taang par chadh k, maansal Jangho se gujer k ch~t ko
par kar k seedha ja pahunchta hai Boobs k beech vali khai me vaha se
plan k mutabik seedha left turn le k chadh jata hai Top pe aur ek
second mein saali ko das letahai nipple pe…..
Jodha chikhne lage" Are Mere ra#dibaaj Akbar kuch ker na " Akbar to
paagal ho gaya…" Arre bachao koi bachao meri begum ko saap ne das liya
koi Bachoooo"
Tabhi Tansen nikla jhadiyon se, bhaag k gaya aur bola "Jahan panah ek
Upay hai mere paas rani sahebaan ko bachane ka.
Main agar zehar choos kar bahar nikal doon to aap gussa hokar meri
Ga#d to nahi katwa denge na??
Akbar bola Madar ch@d jo bhikarna ho jaldi kar but
meri begum ko bacha le… phirkya tha Tansen ne phat se Jodha bai ko
pakda, uske kapde Ranjit ki tarah fade aur boobs bahar nikal kar
chosnelaga….
aur poore k poore choos dale…( Aur idher -udher haath bhi maar liye harami ne)
Birbal ne ye baat suni to uskiGa#d se maano Rocket guzargaya….
man hi man sochne laga Bhench@d kal to lut gayee izzat, bhare darbaar
me nang dhadang jana padega….. Ga#d lag gayi… Usne khoob socha, baal
khujlaye (upar k bhi neeche k bhi) lekin no idea… Ga#d jab khujayee to
idea Lu#d ki tarah uchhal kar bahar aaya…
Agle din darbaar laga, Akbar ne sabke samne Tansen ki tareef ki aur
kaha agar tansen me zehar choosne ki shakti nahi hoti to Jahan panah
aaj randwe hote…. aurakele apne aap hilaa rahe hote….
Tansen on other hand cud not wait for Birbal to make anappearance…
khushi k maarepagal ho raha tha ye soch kar ki jab Birbal bhare
darbaar me nanga hokar aayega to Akbar ki Ga#d sharm se paani paani ho
jayegi….YESSS….
wo birbal k Ga#d pe itne hunter maarenge ki Birbal ki 7 pushte muh se
hagegi…. tabhi darbaar me hulchul machi… sabne dekha ki Birbalnanga
hokar, apna lauda haath me pakde, daudta hua aa raha hai… Bas phir
hona kya tha Akbar ki Ga#d gussese LAAL ho gayi… bola "Birbalye kya
gustakhi hai???" teri himmat kaise hui aise nange aane ki??
Birbal bola "Haye Jahan panah mai mar gaya mujhe saap ne kaat liya
…mere Lu#d pe.."
Akbar bola "Tansen ja choosBirbal ka Lu#d

Gan-faad bole toh gana joh kaan faad de ha ha...

Teer mara teer mara paharo ke beech mai, teer mara teer mara paharo ke beech mai, kudrat ne kya cheej banai do jhango ke beech mai....

,Tu shayar nahi shayar ka bhatija hai, tu shayar nahi shayar ka bhatija hai, ab ja ke yaad aya tu toh fate hu condom ka natija hai..

Ae shayar teri shayari gayi bhatak, Ae shayar teri shayari gayi bhatak, Ghus gayi muli patte gaye latak.....ha ha..

Akbar Ne Apni Begum Ko Surprise Dene Ki Sochi, Or Ussne Apne Niche Ke Baal Katwa Diye, Akbar Raat Ko Chupke Se So Gaya Nind Mein Begum Ne Jab HathFera Toh Boli Arrey Birbal Tum Kab Aaye

Pathan Apni Biwi Se Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Thha Aur Achanak Se Usko Bola Pathan: “ Tumhare Wo Gol Gol Kidher Hai Jo Ladkiyo Ke Hote Hai? ” Biwi Kalpate Hue: “ Khan Saheb, Kabhi Mujhe Seedha Litaya Ho To Nazar Aay Na “

Akabar Aur Birbal Ke Kisse Bahut Famous Hai Hamesha Akbar Birbal Se Kuch Esa Puchta Thha Jo HattKe Ho Ek Din Akbar Ko Ek Shararat Sooji Aur Birbal Se Bola. Akbar: “ Wada Kar Birbal Teri Biwi Ki Pehli Bar Chut Tu Mujhe Lene Dega ” Birbal: “ Wada Hujoor, Par Meri Bhi Ek Sharat Hai ” Akbar: “ Bol? ” Birbal: “ Shaadi Aapki Behan Se Karoonga “

Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate HueBazar Se Condom Le AyaGharAaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha. Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai? Husband: 10 Rupe Ka Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab MainSaatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe ----------------------------------------

Baarish Ka Paani aur Kagaz Ki Kashti....................... Daaru ki botal aur achhhi Ghashti.......................... Ye Jawaani aur Sex ,do Pal Ki Masti.................. Condom Lagana Dost, yeh Lulee nahi sasti..........!!!!

Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada hai Majnu ki halat to dekhiye, kabr mein pada hai Haddiyan gal gayi hai, par land fir bhi khada hai..........

hum gujre unki gali se ajab ittefaq tha hum gujre unki gali se ajab ittefaq tha unhone pheka humpe phool lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

" Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye, Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... (you know why?) Kabeera khada beech bazaar, foot foot kar roye... foot foot kar....subuk subuk.... You know why? Gaand mar sab chal diyo, PAISA diyo na koye....

Chodan Chodan sab kare, Chod saka na koi... Without viagra...huh.... Rahiman jab chodan gaye to Land khada na hoye...

Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?... ahahahah lol

Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ... Kismat badle na badle.... GAAND to dhul jayegi.

sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se..... naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhi ho..... waah waah.... naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhai ho.... patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho...

Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey... . . . Bahut khowaish thi ki unki salwar ka nada kholey... . . . Par sanam ki berukhi toh dekho... . . . Nangey hi chaley aaye..

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai... Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai... Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane me dost, Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...

Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!

Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar, Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli, . . . Daba le Bhosdike Natak Mat kar...

chodan chodan kare sabhi chod sake na koye jab chodne ki bari ayi land khara na hoye

Sirf 1 m0habbat Hi Nhi h0ti Dunia Me Dard Ki Wjah . . . galib . . . pant ki Zip mein fasi Lulli bhi bhenchod Jaan NikaL Deti H...;)

Seductive shaayari: . . Mangta hun to deti nahi ho, Jawaab meri baat ka..!! :P . Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai, Rom-Rom jazbat ka.. :O . Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi, Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.. . Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo, Balon mein phool gulab ka ? . Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha, Intezaar uske jawab ka.. . Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya, Guldasta Gulab ka.. . Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo, Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.. ;) . Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai.. Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka..!! ;)

Ghalib ki Shayari..... Palat kar dekh janeman, jigarme dum hum bhi rakte hai. Bra me do bomb tum rakhti hoto, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai!!

likhne wale ne kya likha h waha waha :D :P Gul batti kamre ki ho jaye...toh...toh...toh pyaar do pyaar lo Arey bechain dil tharki ho jaye toh pyaar do pyaar lo... ab kaise bataye..batti gul..din me 10 bar hoti h...aur dil..tharki..50 bar :P har bar pyar lege aur dege to kamjooorrr ho jayeege:P:P

Jaise phooli hui roti kabhi kachchi nahi hoti, Waise hi bra pehni hui ladki kabhi bachchi nahi hoti.. Aur Jaise Magarmach ke aansoo Kabhi sachche nahin hote Waise muh mein LUND dene se bacche nahi hote

Arz kiya hai randi ne: sanam dheere se thoko Mandi ka jamana hai Is 4 inch ke ched (hole) se Jindagi bhar kamana hai.

Unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazar aya, unki gali se gujre,to chaubara nazar aaya, uski ma bahar aa k boli- gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya.

Zarurat Nahi Chand ya sitaron ki, na zarurat hai faltu BHENCHOD yaaro ki, bus ek DOST chahiye aap sa, jo Waqt pade to MAA CHOD dehazaro ki...

Jhantu shayar

SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!

KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDIYA NIZAM KI.

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
This calmed people a bit.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TONA MARO

GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE,
MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI...

YE HAI EK GARIB SHAYAR KA JHOPDA
JO MAHAL MEIN JAYE USKI MA KA BHOSDA.

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKHZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTEHAI
HUSN TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
DIL HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI

CHALTI HO HILA HILA KE KYA MAAR DALOGI
HUM KO NAHIN DOGI TO KYA ACHAR DALOGI

DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EKSHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNETANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI

TEER KYON CHALATI HO, DHARHAI TALWAR MEIN
CHOOCHI KYON HILATI HO, JABMAAL HAI SALWAR MEIN

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKHZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTEHAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI

BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI

KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI

DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR,
SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA

AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI...

EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA,
HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI E
HSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA,
HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI

WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE AUR CHALE GAYE MOOT KE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE AUR CHALE GAYE MOOT KE
SHUKAR HAI ISI BAHANE DARSHAN TO DE GAYE CHOOT KE

Larki k inkar pr masom c ek Ghazal. Yun hum ko satany ki zarurat kya thi Gaand meri jalany ki zarurat kya thi Jo nahi tha Ishq to keh dia hota Maa chudany ki zarurat kya thi Maloom tha agr ye khuwab toot jaye?n gy Neend mein aa kr chudwany ki zarurat kya thi Ishq pr lagti rahegi hr daur mein pabandi Ek aashiq ki Gand phatwany ki zarurat kya thi Maan loon agr ye yaktarfa mohabbat thi Par mjhy dekh kr ma ki lorri muskuranay ki zarorat kiya thi

Pesh-e-khidmat ek gazal... . Kal chodne ki raat thi, Sab ne kia apna khada, . Kuchh ne kaha... mera bada, Kuchh ne kaha... uska bada . Hum b wahin maujood the Hum chup rahe, Bas hans diye, Jab hum ne kiya apna khada ( ' ) / / / / / / / / / / ( ) ) Sab ne kaha: Oye BEHENCHOD ITNA BADA...ITNA BADA

Har painty ki khushbu ka ek raaj hota hai. Ladki ki bra ko utarne ka ek andaaz hota hai. Jab tak thokar na lage kisi land ki. Har ladki ko apni chut par naaz hota hai

Galib ne apni bibi ko chodate huye arz kiya. Begam jab bhi hum chodate hai tum paad deti ho. yah kya tum hamare chodne ki daad deti ho kya.

Fir Na Silegi Ye GAND Agar Fat Jayegi Zindagi Jhaat Nahi Jo Fir Ugg Jayegi Jo MAAL Pasand Hai use himmat kar ke Thok Lo Varna Zindagi Yuhi HILANE MeGujar Jayegi..

Teacher-table pr kisine tea girayi hai Is sentence Ko shalimar gaowki language me batao? Student-kis bahen k land ne table pe apni maa chudwai h.

Na chodo kisi ko itna ke uski choot tumhari kamjoriban jaye Usey Chodo kuch iss tarah ke tuhmara Lund uske liye zaruru ban jaye......

A girl comes to late in shool: Boys says: Chand taron ko neend aa rahi hain,teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain?? Girls says: Maa ki chut ka mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra chal kar le nasta???

Usne baja diya mera Music bina Dhol k. . Dil tod diya usne I HATE U bol k. . 1 Roz ja rhi thi wo Mujhe Byebol k. . to maine b LAUDA DIKHA diya chain khol k..